10 REASONS WHY I NEVER WASH

1.  I was made to wash as a child.

2.  People who wash are hypocities. They reckon they are cleaner than other people.

3.  There are so many kinds of soap, I could never decide which one was right.

4.  I used to wash, but it got boring so I stopped.

5.  I still wash on special occasions, like Easter and Christmas.

6.  None of my friends wash.

7.  I'm still young. When I'm older and have got a bit dirtier I might start washing.

8.  I really don't have the time.

9.  The bathroom is never warm enough.

10. People who make soap are only after your money.

Dedicated, (with thanks to Fr Gwyther!) to the people who offer the same excuses why they don't attend Church.