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"Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings". (Psalm 8,2). Never trust a dog to watch your food. (Patrick, 10.) When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. (Michael, 14.) Never tell your mum her diet's not working. (Michael, 14.) Stay away from prunes. (Randy, 9.) Don't squat with your spurs on. (Noronha, 13.) When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. (Taylia, 11.) Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. (Traci, 14.) Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers. (Mitchell, 12.) Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. (Andrew, 9.) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. (Armir, 9.) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. (Kellie, 11.) If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. (Naomi, 15.) Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. (Lauren, 9.) Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. (Joel, 10.) When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mum when she's on the phone. (Alyesha, 13.) Never try to baptize a cat. (Eileen, 8.) |
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