NORMAN'S CARTOON

St George's Harvest Barn Dance:

I WENT TO THE BARN-DANCE, AND FOLLOWED THE DIRECTIONS FOR THE DANCE FROM THE MAN ON THE STAGE, BUT AS I WAS PASSING MCDONALDS, I FELT I HAD GONE WRONG!!!

Norman Linney

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Man in restaurant: "Could I have some cold shepherds pie with baked beans covered with dried tomato sauce and limp, soggy chips, please."

"I'm sorry, Sir, we don't serve food like that!"

"I don't see why not - that's what I had in here yesterday!!"

Norman Linney