A GOOD EDUCATION?

Children from a school were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments of the Bible. The following are some of the results. Incorrect spelling has been left in.

 Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark which the animals came on to in pears.

 Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

 The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.

 Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

 Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread without any ingredients.

 The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

 The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

 David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

 When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

 Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, 'a man doth not live by sweat alone'.

 The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels.

 St Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.