Komic Korner

The best prayer I ever heard: “Lord make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am!”

Two sailors were going home on leave when they got into a train compartment with a priest. As the train moved off one sailor said to the other “What are you going to do on leave, Jack?”

The other replied “I’m going to get drunk on beer every night, what about you?”

“Girls are my hobby. I’m going to see a different one each night and have a wow of a time,” he said.

The train moved off and the rst sailor resumed reading his paper. “What’s lumbago, Jack?” he asked. “I dunno; ask the priest” was the reply.

So the sailor asked, “What’s lumbago, Sir?”

The priest who was annoyed at the way they had been talking replied “Lumbago is a very painful disease which comes from drinking too much beer and going out with women. Why do you ask?”

“Nufn’, Governor, it’s just that it says here the Archbishop of Canterbury has got it!”

Child to mother on coming home from school: “Mum, I’m going to help out in the school nativity play. I’m a cushion!”

Feeling slightly worried by this, the Mum phoned the teacher to enquire further.

The teacher explained that the child had been asked to be in the ‘percussion’!.