What kids say:
The following are, allegedly, what children wrote in their RE exams:
· Lots wife was a pillar of salt by day but a ball of fire at night.
· Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.
· The seventh commandment is that thou shalt not admit adultery.
· Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread without any ingredients.
· In the first book of the Bible which was called Guinness’s, God got tired so he took the Sabbath off.
· Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
· When Mary heard that she was to be the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
· Jesus was born when Mary had an immaculate contraption.
· Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the Commandments.
· Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, who was 5, and Ryan who was 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson and told them, “If Jesus was sitting here, He would say ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait’.”
Kevin turned to his brother and said “OK, Ryan, you can be Jesus.”
