Komic Korner

The Minister’s six-year-old daughter had been so naughty during the week that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she could not go on the Sunday School picnic on Saturday. When the day came, her mother felt she had been too harsh and changed her mind. When she told the little girl she could go to the picnic the child’s reaction was not joy but gloom and unhappiness.

“What’s the matter?” her mother asked, “I thought you’d be glad to go”.

“It’s too late!” replied the little girl, “I’ve already prayed for rain!”

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A parish Priest took his old banger into the local garage.

“Charlie”, he said to the mechanic, “Have a look at this old heap of mine – and Charlie, go easy on the bill, I’m only a poor Preacher.”

“Yes, I know”, Charlie replied, “I heard your sermon last Sunday.”

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on their way to the church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”