Komic Korner

LIGHT BULB JOKES

1. How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb? Ten, one to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

2. How many Calvanists does it take to change a light bulb? None. God has predestined whether the light will be changed or not.

3. How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb? Change???!

4. How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows

5. How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but for the message of light to continue, send your donation today.

6. How many strict Baptists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, because any more might be seen to be ecumenical.

7. How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None... they always use candles.

8. How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb? One to actually change the bulb and all the rest to say how much they liked the old one.

9. How many Methodists does it take to change a light bulb? This statement was issued. We choose not to make a statement either in favour of or against the need for a light bulb. However if in your own journey you have found that a light bulb works for you then fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationships with your light bulb (or light source or non dark source) and present it at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescence, fluorescent, three way long life and tinted all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

10. How many Evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb? Evangelicals do not change light bulbs. They preach to the bulb and invite it to come forward if it wants to seek to be changed.

11. How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn’t matter. They will still be in darkness.