Komic Korner

Smiles from the bible.

What kind of Man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Pharaoh’s daughter. She went down to the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

What kind of motor vehicles are there in the Bible?
Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury.

David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A Honda... Because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Which servant of God was a flagrant lawbreaker?
Moses. He broke all ten commandments at once.

Which area of Palestine was the most wealthy?
The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Why didn’t they play cards in the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.

Tony Rice-Oxley