St George's Drink Group
St.George’s have a little Link,
They
really are quite merry,
They meet fortnightly to discuss
The benefits of
Sherry.
This little Link is rather small,
Though
more in size than posture,
You’ll often find them gathered round
An
open can of Fosters.
One leader, Lesley, is often thought
To be
a little meanie
But we all know how to get round her -
With lemon, Gin
and Gini.
Lisa keeps us entertained
With all her
nursing jokes.
The censored ones come later,
After several Rum and
Cokes.
Our menfolk dance in pantomimes
Which
sometimes are quite risqué,
But only when they’re fortified
with
Hip flasks full of Whisky.
The girlies, they are never drunk,
But when
they’re feeling queer,
They need to be revived again
With many pints
of Beer.
For those who are not yet of age
We really
must be strict,
We’ll sort them out with fake ID's
To ensure that
they’re not nicked.
The rest are fairly normal
As far as normal
goes.
Except for Craig and David
When they’re at the Hampshire
Rose.
You may think that we drink a lot,
It
isn’t really true.
We only made the whole thing up
To bring a smile
to you.
The Link Group