about st george's church st george's news advertisers Waterlooville Music Festival
printer info
From the Vicar Golden Treasury Honey loaf cake 100 years of worship Garden Gossip The new St George's Book Corner Lockdown St George the Martyr The Tower of Babel Advert The Window Who am I? In insolation I should like Walsingham 2000 The Happy Wanderer Crossword Puzzle time Korean War Veteran

St George’s News - Waterlooville’s Parish Magazine

The Website for St George’s Church, Waterlooville and its Parish Magazine St George’s News

Summer 2020 issue

Advert in Local Paper

Mondays Advertisement

Father Jones has a T.V. set for sale. Tel 01243 1111 7pm ask for Mrs Donnelley

Who lives with him, cheap.

On Tuesday

We regret any embarrassment caused to Fr. Jones by a typographical error in an advertisement yesterday.

It should have read: “Fr Jones has a T.V. set for sale. Cheap. Tel 01243 1111 and ask for Mrs Donnelley who lives with him after 7pm”.

On Wednesday

Father Jones informs us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the incorrect advertisement in Yesterday’s paper. It should have read “Fr Jones has one T.V. set for sale. Cheap. Tel 01243 1111 after 7pm and ask for Mrs Donnelley who loves with him.”

On Thursday

Please take notice that I, The Reverend Father A. J. Jones have no T.V. set for sale. I have smashed it.

Don’t call 01243 1111 anymore. I have not been carrying on with a Mrs Donnelley.

Mrs Donnelley was, until yesterday, my housekeeper.

On Friday

Wanted, a housekeeper. Usual housekeeping duties. Good pay. Love in.

Fr Jones Tel 01243 1111

Rod Starr